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George Z (Karl L-H)
Artist | Hobbyist | Digital Art
Denmark
HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. I AM IMPRESSED THAT SOMEONE SO OBVIOUSLY INCAPABLE OF BIPEDAL MOVEMENT DUE TO THE ENORMOUS ROLLS OF FLESH SURROUNDING YOU IS CAPABLE OF READING AND TYPING AT ALL. I HAVE A SET OF TRIPLETS NIBBLING AT MY CARNAL CORNUCOPIA; WHEN I CLIMAX, A DELICIOUS DELUGE OF DONG DROPPINGS WILL BE FLUNG INTO LOW EARTH ORBIT. A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS HIGHLY TRAINED IN THE EROTIC ART OF ALIGNING MY RAPACIOUS RAPE ROCKET WILL ENSURE THAT THIS QUALITY QUIM-CAULK QUINTESSENCE RE-ENTERS THE ATMOSPHERE AIMED EXACTLY AT YOUR ADMITTEDLY AMPLE FRAME. IF THE SIZZLING HEAT OF MY NIAGARA-LIKE TORRENT OF BOILING HOT FERTILITY FLUID DOESN’T KILL YOU, THE FACT YOU’LL BE TOO AROUSED TO DO MORE THAN INHALE IT DEEPLY WHILE TRYING VAINLY TO FIND A WAY TO REACH YOUR IMPRESSIVELY INSIGNIFICANT INCEST INCHWORM WILL. I GUARANTEE IT.

IN SPANISH:
SOY EL FUEGO QUE ARDE TU PIEL, SOY EL AGUA QUE MATA TU SED

THE RICHEST ONE PERCENT OF THIS COUNTRY OWNS HALF OUR COUNTRY'S WEALTH, FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS. ONE THIRD OF THAT COMES FROM HARD WORK, TWO THIRDS COMES FROM INHERITANCE, INTEREST ON INTEREST ACCUMULATING TO WIDOWS AND IDIOT SONS AND WHAT I DO, STOCK AND REAL ESTATE SPECULATION. IT'S BULLSHIT. YOU GOT NINETY PERCENT OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC OUT THERE WITH LITTLE OR NO NET WORTH. I CREATE NOTHING. I OWN. WE MAKE THE RULES, PAL. THE NEWS, WAR, PEACE, FAMINE, UPHEAVAL, THE PRICE PER PAPER CLIP. WE PICK THAT RABBIT OUT OF THE HAT WHILE EVERYBODY SITS OUT THERE WONDERING HOW THE HELL WE DID IT.

HEY: CHECK OUT MY NEW FREND HERBERTS VISIT IN MY APARTMENT IN NY, HE KEEP JOURNAL ON IT
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Rest in peace Will, he was like a brother
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Hello! Today i bought a yacht!! I was thinkin about it on my way from Japan recently and i decided to go through with purchase! It was aroouund $25mil .: Unsure :. 

my broker said it was good purchase, it is called Delta
12 guest, 10 crew, 4 stories

the picture is when it was hulled out for repainting B5e14d21-9a69-4ee6-89d1-feef764864b3 by GeraldGeraldursson

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:iconstumpytheincredible:
StumpyTheIncredible Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016
you are pidostan
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GeraldGeraldursson Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What
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PIastic-Beach Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconstoptryingplz:
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GeraldGeraldursson Featured By Owner Feb 29, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What is that star
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liza2016 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2016  Student Artist
hey! are u messing with my friend aaron? }: (
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GeraldGeraldursson Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have no idea who Aaron is
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:iconliza2016:
liza2016 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2016  Student Artist
he is ronylicious
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GeraldGeraldursson Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh ok then
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Kodak-Black Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2016
thanks for tha watch partna
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animaniac21285 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2016  Student General Artist
Thank you for the fave! :D
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