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GeraldGeraldursson

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Artist // Hobbyist // Digital Art
  • Dec 6, 1989
  • Denmark
  • Deviant for 9 years
  • He / Him
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My Bio
HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. I AM IMPRESSED THAT SOMEONE SO OBVIOUSLY INCAPABLE OF BIPEDAL MOVEMENT DUE TO THE ENORMOUS ROLLS OF FLESH SURROUNDING YOU IS CAPABLE OF READING AND TYPING AT ALL. I HAVE A SET OF TRIPLETS NIBBLING AT MY CARNAL CORNUCOPIA; WHEN I CLIMAX, A DELICIOUS DELUGE OF DONG DROPPINGS WILL BE FLUNG INTO LOW EARTH ORBIT. A TEAM OF SCIENTISTS HIGHLY TRAINED IN THE EROTIC ART OF ALIGNING MY RAPACIOUS RAPE ROCKET WILL ENSURE THAT THIS QUALITY QUIM-CAULK QUINTESSENCE RE-ENTERS THE ATMOSPHERE AIMED EXACTLY AT YOUR ADMITTEDLY AMPLE FRAME. IF THE SIZZLING HEAT OF MY NIAGARA-LIKE TORRENT OF BOILING HOT FERTILITY FLUID DOESN’T KILL YOU, THE FACT YOU’LL BE TOO AROUSED TO DO MORE THAN INHALE IT DEEPLY WHILE TRYING VAINLY TO FIND A WAY TO REACH YOUR IMPRESSIVELY INSIGNIFICANT INCEST INCHWORM WILL. I GUARANTEE IT.

IN SPANISH:
SOY EL FUEGO QUE ARDE TU PIEL, SOY EL AGUA QUE MATA TU SED


HEY: CHECK OUT MY NEW FREND HERBERTS VISIT IN MY APARTMENT IN NY, HE KEEP JOURNAL ON IT
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(press link below the VERY ACCURATE AND 100% TRUE IQ test)







IQ Test
IQ Test I have high IQ i wil destroy u wit my mind

HEY CHECK OUT MY SOUNDCLOUD
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Rest in peace Will, he was like a brother
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Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Burzum
Favourite Games
Space cadet pinball
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC
Other Interests
Sex, Gentoo

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Thanks a lot for the watch! You're welcome to the World of the Spheres!
Are you a fucking joke
oh sahit youre back
Thank you very much for the :+fav: and :+devwatch:
The best photographer around, I appreciate you offering help with my camera but I fixed it.